Worst Jokes Ever
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
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Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.