Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.