Worst Jokes Ever
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."