Worst Jokes Ever
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.