Worst Jokes Ever
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!