Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small

I saw ur forehead and realised ur mom and dads forehead were as big as urs also ur gay

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.

your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂