Worst Jokes Ever
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.