Worst Jokes Ever
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”