Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Orphans are monkeys.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.