Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby.” The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut
why do you think after death the angle says do not be afraid search up biblically accurate angles
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
orphan's are the best people to bully' they have no parent.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
What do priests and McDonalds have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year old buns
Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Pov you make an emo Mr beast
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
I said to the fish I have dam
