Worst Jokes Ever
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"