What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Worst Jokes Ever
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
