Worst Jokes Ever
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
People love you.
Don't die.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Your mom!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.