The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma? Bcz there is a family reunion.
What tv series do orphans hate? House M.D
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
"Don't break a persons heart, they only have one."
"yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.
I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
u look like megamind drugdealer
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
i went on a orphan website,sadly there was no home page
What do you call a rooster lollipop? A cock sucker!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11
You know what they say about 911 jokes
The second one never lands as good as the first one
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
