Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;