Worst Jokes Ever
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.