Worst Jokes Ever
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.