Worst Jokes Ever
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
"Curry muncher!"
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Guys, am I funny?