Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
How dare you people make 911 jokes it's just "plane" rude
I would make a joke but it won't be as explosive as the others
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why did the orphan become a str1per.So she can have someone to call daddy.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
deez nutz got emm
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in between 6 9
what do you call an orphan takng a selfie?
a famly photo
I am the danger
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
why do orphan get to watch rated R movies because their parents can't stop them
The cannibal got angry so he threw up his arms
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile, I hold the record for the widest ass hole.
roses are red, voilets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
all orphans must be gay because they are not home o fobic
Yo dad is like a boomerang;he never comes back.
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
your hairline is so bad that you have a humongus forhead
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples the apples got picked
