Worst Jokes Ever
"Curry muncher!"
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Guys, am I funny?
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Four big guys.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.