All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Worst Jokes Ever
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
