Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Ppppppp.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».