Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.