Worst Jokes Ever
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.