Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Me die.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Farts.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Jack smells.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.