Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
what do orphans get when they go to a bank alone
Dark humour jokes are like water, some get it, some don’t.
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
If you don’t know how to braid hit that follow button let’s gooo
Y'all follow me plz
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
Imagine being emo
- couldn't be me
I sold my vacuum the other day. All I got was dust and my moms wig
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance and I'm tired of it. Today I push him out of his wheelchair.
Are you depressed go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there little balls
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
If you’re bored go punch and orphan what are the parents gonna do
