Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
your mom is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign because it never said go
your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
Wwhats between an orphan and an apple tray? The apples get picked
Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
Messi shiquito...
cock cock and cum
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
Why are Orphans so bad at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh
