Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

What was OceanGate's biggest regret?

Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!