Worst Jokes Ever
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Pop in the toilet.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.