Worst Jokes Ever
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
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Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
You look like a cat.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.