The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...; “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!” The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no.” said the teacher terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'”
whats the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? about 140 calories
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire, Hot Wheels
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
Why is america so bad at chess? They lost both of their towers
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
Why do Orphans have water with their cereal,
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb.
Not 15, as my basements still dark
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
I kicked into someone Ball.Now i got a red Card
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
Are you a knife? because i want you
fall
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯
