Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?