Zionism jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”