You Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

Your mama.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.