You Mama

You Mama Jokes

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Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

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Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

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Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

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Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

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Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

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Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

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Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

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Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

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Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD