yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
yo mama cheeks are red idk why
Yo mama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction
yomama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction.
Yo mama so stupid She starved in a grocery store
Yo mama is so stupid, when she went took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left”, she went home.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops
yo mama so tall she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon
when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Yo Mama Slept With So Many Guys Shes Starting To Look Like One
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun it exploded
Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.
Yo mama so fat her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating causing a tsunami
Yo mama so "PHAT", she has big boobs and nice legs!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
