Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work
Yo mama so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
I know 5 fat people and your mama is 4 of them
