Joke

Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in 4th grade.

Yo mama so old that she has an autograph Bible.

Yo mama so old that she watched 300 in real life.

Yo mama so old that her drivers license has hieroglyphics on it.

Yo mama so old that they didn’t teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old that she farts dust.

Yo mama so old she shits rust.

damn

what the hell

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