yo mama so fat she orbits the sun
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Yo mama so fat when she walked in the room we missed three seasons of our show
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
