Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.