My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
what do you call 6 gay men in ww2
rainbow six seige
there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
me: "the villain has a point you know"
everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
bro ww2 was jus a joke
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
Teacher:tell me a moral story Little Johny:once my grandfather was in WW2.he saw everyone praising to kill him.for example we should sneak up and kill him,we get the helicopter above and shoot him from there.my grandfather heard this,he got his gun and shot them all Teacher:what is the moral even? Little Johny:never plan to kill my grandfather
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2, he killed Hitler
Why don't you see any more fat chinese men? Because the last chinese man was in WW2.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
Why were parts of the soviet union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2? They couldn't beet the Nazis. bud um ching
