Writing Implement jokes

Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.