What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Woody Jokes
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Kevin Woody (look him up)