There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
My hopes and dreams.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
