Wish Kid

Wish Kid Jokes

Kid

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

Mosquito

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Hitler

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

Wish

Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.

Cancer

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

Kid

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

make-a-wish kid

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

Wish

Make a wish.

Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

Kid

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.