Wish Kid jokes
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)