Wish Kid jokes
Top 1 best football player š in the world.
āThe guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!ā
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now Iām in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe heās a hero after he killed Hitler.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Why arenāt Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now youāll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.