Will Jokes

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES

All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat

Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?

Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.

Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.