Why did the skeleton not go to the dance jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.