Why did the skeleton not go to the dance jokes

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

You idiot.

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with!

Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Because they looked like me?

Sans: ... Sure.

Why can't skeletons play church music?

Because they have no organs.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.