Wheelchair user jokes

What are wheelchair users experts at?

Being lazy.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?

Fast food.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!

What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?

Hot Wheels.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.