Wheelchair kid jokes

When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.