Water Polo jokes

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.