War veteran jokes

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.