Waitress jokes

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."

The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"

"Nein," said the old man.

Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)