Waitress jokes
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
