Vulcan jokes

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

Replace the v in Venus with a p.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Gwen pegs Xavier.

Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.