Voting Booth jokes

Felon

  • Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

    Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

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  • Monica Lewinsky

  • Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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  • Dick

  • A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

    You need to be a complete dick.

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