Voting Booth jokes
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
like this if you don't like school.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.