I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
