Vietnam jokes
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
