I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
