Victoria jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?

Being able to walk.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.