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Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".
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    trashstarcliquen · 4 years ago

    • Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

    Kid: Why?

    Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

    Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

    Man: Why?

    Kid: I'm an orphan.

    Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

    (You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

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