Vegetable Soup jokes
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.