Vampires jokesAdd jokeBestNewestVampireAnonymous · 9 years agoA vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."VampireAnonymous · 12 years agoWhat do lesbian vampires say after sex?"See you next month."PreviousNext123Wheelchair jokesSuicide jokesIndian jokesLesbian jokesSally jokesAbortion jokesAll categories
VampireAnonymous · 9 years agoA vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
