You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
