Unscrew jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.