Unscrew jokes

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.