Unscrew jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.