United States President jokes
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.