United States President jokes

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.