Unarmed jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Arms.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
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