Unarmed jokes

Handicapped man

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Arrest

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Man

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

Memes

Community

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more