Unarmed jokes
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
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