Unarmed jokes

Cop

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Arrest

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

Man

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.