Unarmed jokes
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
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What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.