Unarmed jokes

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.