Unarmed memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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    Handicapped man

    What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

    Arrest

    My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

    He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

    Man

    You just shot an unarmed man.

    Well, he should have armed himself then.

    Unarmed jokes