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If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like

Middle school band section stereotypes
starterpack
Played by:
Assholes who
were too loud
That weird but
loveable kid
Mostly Girls
The dumbasses
The weird kid that drank
Monster and wore DC
shoes
The incredibly average
kids
inje
Kids w/ severe ADHD
The "cool" kids who
loved Ska and ultimate
frisbee
-The know-it-alls

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

"Is that ham processed? If it's
processed, I don't want it."
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab
of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or
connective tissue. It is an amalgamation
of the meat of several pigs, emulsified,
liquefied, strained, and ultimately
inexorably joined in an unholy meat
obelisk. God had no hand in the creation
of this abhorrence. The fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that God is
either impotent to alter His universe or
ignorant to the horrors taking place in
His kingdom. This prism of pork is more
than deli meat. It is a physical
declaration of mankind's contempt for the
natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a lower sodium variety if you
would prefer that.
bu

Your local comrade

The ultimate speedrun

When the fire extinguisher said
it lasts for 3-5 years, but you
drink all the foam in 37 minutes
M
I have achieved unlimited spaced.
.but nowhere to put it.

Headpool

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

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Heroin Monkey

@yup.that.exists
THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS
CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS
ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND
ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY
EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE

RapBoat

Ultimate ProSkilz 7h
THEORY: My father leaving me is a
Drake diss.
Meme
Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a
reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with
no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna
fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drak...
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Heroin Monkey

XBOX 360
XBOX
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PAL
TM
BEAR™
THE GAME ABOUT BEING A BEAR
BE A BEAR IN OVER
40 BEAR SCENARIOS.
THE ULTIMATE BEAR
EXPERIENCE!
MATURE 17+
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CONTENT RATED BY
ESRB
BEAR DLC INCLUDED

Headpool

Top 10 greatest anime fights

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Kristian‽

ultimate ag (made by chunkemunke thx bbg)