Ttc

Ttc jokes

Shot

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

Clock

When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!

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  • Tic Tac

    When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

    When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

    Love

    Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

    Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!