Trip Takers jokes
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Jerry Garcia: I鈥檓 going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I鈥檓 already on it. 馃槸馃馃寛
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.