Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
