Traffic Cop jokes
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."