Tomato's jokes
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Community talk
When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth
i blame the jews for a bunch of things. especially cherry tomatoes, the weekend, nuclear fission, both theories of relativity and more.
Chat respect ur elders *proceeds to get thrown tomatoes at(yes spam the tomato emoji)*