Tinsel jokes
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
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How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!