Tinsel jokes
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
