Tinsel jokes
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
