Tinsel jokes

How did the tree get sick?

It got tinsel-itis.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*