Tinsel

Tinsel Jokes

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!