Time consuming jokes

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

What is more time-consuming than children?

Waiting for your wife to go into labor!

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

Guys to wind the clock up?

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.