Time consuming jokes

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.

Eating a clock is so time-consuming.

What is more time-consuming than children?

Waiting for your wife to go into labor!

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.