Thot jokes
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!