Thot jokes

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

The thot that counts.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!